Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Ginger Marinated Tuna Steak With Wasabi Butter

Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.

Cthulhu’s Pie Crust From Scratch

If you’re not a Cthul­hu fan, pick a dif­fer­ent Great Old One.

Murder Victim Enchiladas

You’ll straight up mur­der these enchi­ladas! Try to wait till they cool off a lit­tle, though.

Sauce. Alfredo Sauce. Stirred, Not Shaken

You can call this Super­nat­ur­al Elf Coun­selor Sauce if you want, but that’s too sil­ly for me.

Caesar Salad Dressing

Back­stab­bing deli­cious flavor!

Serving suggestion

Labor of Love Ragu

This sauce is a lot of work. It’s more than worth it.

Gordon Ramsey’s &%#$*)(@! American Hash Browns and $%$#@!@ Eggs

Gor­don Ram­sey says the world’s best break­fasts come from Amer­i­ca. Since we eat break­fast for break­fast, lunch and din­ner, I think he’s on to something.

Crispy Boneless Chicken

If you want limp, cold, mushy chick­en you can always go for fast food.

Oils and Fats and Smoke Points, Oh My

Here’s the skin­ny on all your fats and oils.

Hash Browns

You don’t have to go to Den­ny’s or Waf­fle House to snag some late-night hash browns.