Skillet Cornbread

The oper­a­tive word in this recipe’s title is SKILLET. If you don’t have a 9‑inch cast-iron skil­let that would also make a dandy mur­der weapon, go cook your­self some free-range tofu in your $2,000 water­less cop­per skil­let (hand­made by the very finest Amish Zen Mas­ters of Nepal, of course).

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Inverted Nipple Cookies

Serv­ing sug­ges­tion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cook­ie in each cup.

Upside Down Meatloaf

If you want Dr. Frank N Furter and Magen­ta and Riff-Raff and Brad and Janet and all the rest to fight over your din­ner, this is the way to go.

Chocolate Chip Banana Bread

One of the ulti­mate com­fort foods.

Lasagnea

Read this book right after din­ner. That is the very clos­est a cat should ever get to your lasag­nea.

Italian Meat Sauce (Lasagnea, Spaghetti, Whatevs)

Half-naked come­di­an sold sep­a­rate­ly.