Time to sack up, march bravely into the unknown, and emerge with a new way to prepare the King of All Beef.
I’m so sorry about the grilled cheese picture. Oh, wait—no I’m not.
Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.
All chop suey is American chop suey: Chop suey was (probably) invented in New York City in 1896. Oh well.
You’ll straight up murder these enchiladas! Try to wait till they cool off a little, though.
You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
If you want limp, cold, mushy chicken you can always go for fast food.