Yes, we know: “Au Jus” means “with juice,” and occasionally you see a menu with prime rib or a French dip sandwich saying “With Au Jus.” If you’re the kind of wiseass who has to say, “Oh, it comes WITH WITH juice?” try not to imagine going to Cocina Kitchen Restaurant on the corner of Table Mesa Road and Plaza Square Drive after stopping at the automatic ATM machine. It’ll be messy if your head explodes.
Time to sack up, march bravely into the unknown, and emerge with a new way to prepare the King of All Beef.
Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.
All chop suey is American chop suey: Chop suey was (probably) invented in New York City in 1896. Oh well.
You’ll straight up murder these enchiladas! Try to wait till they cool off a little, though.
You don’t have to go to Denny’s or Waffle House to snag some late-night hash browns.
If you want limp, cold, mushy chicken you can always go for fast food.
CS,B: When I was in college I met a student whose great-great-grandad invented root beer. Pharmacist by the name of Charles E. Hires. If you happen to bump into him, tell him I said thanks.