That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
For some reason even the best Chinese restaurants usually serve factory-packaged almond cookies with all the appeal of a cardboard beer coaster with a toenail on top. Here’s how to get that disgusting image out of your brain.
This is sort of stolen from California Pizza Kitchen’s Kung Pao Spaghetti. But it’s Bruce Lee Spaghetti because it’s BADASS.
MeatBALLS. With an “S.” As in more than one. MEATBALLS!
I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to perfection! (Wait, that came out wrong…)