I’m so sorry about the grilled cheese picture. Oh, wait—no I’m not.
Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.
Does Venezuelan Beaver Cheese exist? How do you milk a beaver, anyway? Does Venezuela even have beavers?
You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
You know what’s better than hot homemade cornbread? NOTHING.
Not stolen from Texas Roadhouse! No lawsuit necessary!
I would warn you not to rub your butt with wasabi, but it’s a self-correcting problem.
Anybody can make Krapft Mac & “Cheese.” This stuff is so good it takes four REAL cheeses.
Putting a cat in this muffin is not recommended.