Skillet Cornbread

The oper­a­tive word in this recipe’s title is SKILLET. If you don’t have a 9‑inch cast-iron skil­let that would also make a dandy mur­der weapon, go cook your­self some free-range tofu in your $2,000 water­less cop­per skil­let (hand­made by the very finest Amish Zen Mas­ters of Nepal, of course).

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Ginger Marinated Tuna Steak With Wasabi Butter

Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.

Lone Star Inn Honey Butter

Not stolen from Texas Road­house! No law­suit necessary!

Wasabi Butter

I would warn you not to rub your butt with wasabi, but it’s a self-cor­rect­ing problem.