The first time I tried this recipe I really mucked it up—way too much flour. That’s right: I mucked up the fuffins. So pay attention!
If you give a frog a blueberry, you won’t be able to make these muffins.
Putting a cat in this muffin is not recommended.
Juuuust enough breakfast cereal to pretend it’s healthy!
If you don’t love corn muffins or cornbread, your black, twisted heart and greasy, rancid soul are so evil Dr. Evil himself would give you a thumbs down.