Crimson Crustacean Cheddar Bay Biscuits

Not stolen from Red Lob­ster! No need for a law­suit! If you’ve heard about Red Lob­ster clos­ing down a lot of loca­tions, don’t pan­ic — I gotcha fixed up.

Biscuit Breakfast Bake

Smell my butt all you want—you’re not get­ting any biscuits.

Lone Star Inn Rolls

Not Texas Road­house! No law­suit necessary!

Slow Cooker Chicken and Dumplings

You get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings!