Ranch Dressing

1⁄2 cup may­on­naise 1⁄2 cup sour cream 1⁄2 cup but­ter­milk or reg­u­lar milk 3⁄4 – 1 tsp. dried dill weed 1⁄2 tsp. dried pars­ley 1⁄2 tsp. dried chives 1⁄4 tsp. onion pow­der 1⁄2 tsp. gar­lic pow­der 1⁄4 tsp. fine sea salt 1⁄8 tsp. fine­ly cracked pep­per Fresh­ly squeezed lemon juice to taste )approx­i­mate­ly 1–3 tsp., adjust to taste)

Ranch Dressing Mix

Don’t get cheap on us: Dress your ranch up right!

Avocado Mandarin Tossed Salad

Who knew the avo­cado’s sex life was so torrid?

Caesar Salad Dressing

Back­stab­bing deli­cious flavor!

Lemon/PAMERZAM! Dressing

Respect­ful­ly renamed Pamerzam in hon­or of my dad!

Lemon Vinaigrette

You’ll enjoy this a lot more than the lemon did. I promise.

Cilantro Sour Cream Dressing

If you don’t like cilantro, this recipe is not for you. But then again, if you don’t like cilantro you should check your­self into a psych ward.

Honey Lime Dressing

No, we won’t be putting the lime in a coconut.

Sesame Miso Dressing

Says a who?

Japanese Carrot-Ginger Dressing

A carrot/ginger haiku:

The car­rot is sweet
And, since oppo­sites attract,
Gin­ger is pungent!