Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.
This is sort of stolen from California Pizza Kitchen’s Kung Pao Spaghetti. But it’s Bruce Lee Spaghetti because it’s BADASS.
I’m not saying Gwyneth Paltrow made fun of my recipe. I’m just saying she has never denied it.
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who love catfish, and those who lead drab, wretched lives.
I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to perfection! (Wait, that came out wrong…)