Category:

Salad

 

3rd Degree Burn Slaw

It’s not cole slaw. It’s not warm slaw. It’s not even hot slaw—it’s 3RD-DEGREE BURN SLAW!

This'll set your head on fire.
It'll be worth it.

Pepperoni Caesar Salad

Sor­ry, pep­per­oni: You might tell the great­est jokes in his­to­ry, but you’re too deli­cious to spare. We’ll have to get our jokes elsewhere.

Dolly’s Pickle-Forward Cole Slaw

Pick­le-for­ward slaw is yum­my and use­ful: It can be a side sal­ad or sand­wich top­ping or hot dog relish!

Watergate Salad

They should rename this; the name just pro­voke mem­o­ries of ex-pres­i­dent Nixon, not salad.

Avocado Mandarin Tossed Salad

Who knew the avo­cado’s sex life was so torrid?

4‑Bean Salad

No, not those beans.

Wrong beans!

Caesar Salad Dressing

Back­stab­bing deli­cious flavor!

Serving suggestion

BLT Macaroni Salad

Like caviar, but bet­ter. Well, just as yum­my but a lot cheaper.

Ranch Dressing Mix

Don’t get cheap on us: Dress your ranch up right!

Lemon/PAMERZAM! Dressing

Respect­ful­ly renamed Pamerzam in hon­or of my dad!