Who knew the avocado’s sex life was so torrid?
Richard Milhouse Nixon: 1913–1994. Senator. President. Not a salad.
Like caviar, but better. Well, just as yummy but a lot cheaper.
Respectfully renamed Pamerzam in honor of my dad!
You don’t have to be a stoned college student to love this, but it helps.
You’ll enjoy this a lot more than the lemon did. I promise.