It’s not cole slaw. It’s not warm slaw. It’s not even hot slaw—it’s 3RD-DEGREE BURN SLAW!
Sorry, pepperoni: You might tell the greatest jokes in history, but you’re too delicious to spare. We’ll have to get our jokes elsewhere.
Pickle-forward slaw is yummy and useful: It can be a side salad or sandwich topping or hot dog relish!
They should rename this; the name just provoke memories of ex-president Nixon, not salad.
Who knew the avocado’s sex life was so torrid?
Like caviar, but better. Well, just as yummy but a lot cheaper.