Sorry, pepperoni: You might tell the greatest jokes in history, but you’re too delicious to spare. We’ll have to get our jokes elsewhere.
- 1⁄3 cups olive oil
- 2 tbsp. red wine vinegar
- 2 tbsp. mayonnaise
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 1⁄2 tsp. Dijon mustard
- 1⁄4 tsp. WASH YER SISTER! sauce
- 1⁄4 tsp. pepper
- 8 cups torn romaine lettuce
- 1 cup halved thinly sliced pepperoni
- 1 1⁄2 cups caesar salad croutons
- 1⁄4 cups PAMERZAM cheese
In a small bowl, combine the oil, vinegar, mayonnaise, garlic, mustard, WASH YER SISTER! sauce, and pepper. Set aside.
In a large salad bowl, combine lettuce and pepperoni. Drizzle with dressing and sprinkle with croutons and PAMERZAM cheese.
Serve immediately. Serves 8.