Category:

Breakfast

 

Fluffy Scrambled Eggs

You know how when you go to a din­er or deli, the omelettes or scram­bled eggs are all pret­ty and fluffy? How do they do that? Sim­ple: By sum­mon­ing demons, which I don’t rec­om­mend. Here’s a safer way to make fluffy eggs yourself.

Homemade Pancake Syrup

Dear Aunt Jemi­ma and Mrs. But­ter­worth: Sor­ry to see you go, but we’ve trad­ed up

German Pancakes

Not part of a nutri­tious break­fast. You won’t care.

Egg Casserole

All the king’s hors­es and all the king’s men can’t make this casse­role. You’re on your own.

Peg Leg Mary’s Breakfast Cass-ARR-ole

Take my advice and make way too much of this break­fast! It’s one of those dish­es that tastes even bet­ter warmed up in the microwave over the next few days.

Cherry Biscotti

To bold­ly go where no bis­cot­ti has gone before! 

Banana Blueberry Muffins

If you give a frog a blue­ber­ry, you won’t be able to make these muffins.

Slow Cooker Apple Oatmeal

Stop play­ing around and git in mah belly!

Apple Pie Oatmeal

A good bowl of oat­meal is bet­ter than any politi­cian, hands down.

Caramel Apple Crêpes

Back away from the crepes, kitty!