You don’t have to go to Denny’s or Waffle House to snag some late-night hash browns.
Gordon Ramsey says the world’s best breakfasts come from America. Since we eat breakfast for breakfast, lunch and dinner, I think he’s on to something.
Jesus and Mary don’t appear on this French toast. This French toast appears on Jesus and Mary: They have matching tattoos.
Putting a cat in this muffin is not recommended.
Smell my butt all you want—you’re not getting any biscuits.
If you give a frog a blueberry, you won’t be able to make these muffins.
You know you’re eating some ossim pancakes when you run out of superlatives to describe them.
Not many people know this, but PO-TAY-TOES helped destroy Sauron!
A good casserole beats hopes and dreams any day.