Category:

Breakfast

 

Fluffy Scrambled Eggs

You know how when you go to a din­er or deli, the omelettes or scram­bled eggs are all pret­ty and fluffy? How do they do that? Sim­ple: By sum­mon­ing demons, which I don’t rec­om­mend. Here’s a safer way to make fluffy eggs yourself.

Peg Leg Mary’s Breakfast Cass-Arr-ole

Take my advice and make way too much of this break­fast! It’s one of those dish­es that tastes even bet­ter warmed up in the microwave over the next few days.

Cherry Biscotti

To bold­ly go where no bis­cot­ti has gone before! 

Banana Blueberry Muffins

If you give a frog a blue­ber­ry, you won’t be able to make these muffins.

Slow Cooker Apple Oatmeal

Stop play­ing around and git in mah belly!

Apple Pie Oatmeal

A good bowl of oat­meal is bet­ter than any politi­cian, hands down.

Caramel Apple Crêpes

Back away from the crepes, kitty!

Hash Browns

You don’t have to go to Den­ny’s or Waf­fle House to snag some late-night hash browns.

Gordon Ramsey’s &%#$*)(@! American Hash Browns and $%$#@!@ Eggs

Gor­don Ram­sey says the world’s best break­fasts come from Amer­i­ca. Since we eat break­fast for break­fast, lunch and din­ner, I think he’s on to something.

French Toast

Jesus and Mary don’t appear on this French toast. This French toast appears on Jesus and Mary: They have match­ing tattoos.