Slow Cooker Prime Rib

Time to sack up, march brave­ly into the unknown, and emerge with a new way to pre­pare the King of All Beef. No child sac­ri­fices needed.

Texas Ranger BBQ Brisket

If you ever set­tle for any store-bought rub or sauce after try­ing this recipe, Chuck Nor­ris will per­son­al­ly kick your ass clear off the planet.

Slow Cooker BBQ Beef Chili

Words of wis­dom from the most inter­est­ing man in the world.

Mongo’s Fartin’ Ham & Beans

Mon­go only pawn in game of life, but Mon­go know good beans when Mon­go smell farts.

Slow Cooker Sweet and Sour Pork

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

Slow Cooker Apple Oatmeal

Stop play­ing around and git in mah belly!

Slow Cooker Chicken and Dumplings

You get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings!

Crock Pot Pizza

A slow cook­er could have pre­vent­ed this tragedy.