Time to sack up, march bravely into the unknown, and emerge with a new way to prepare the King of All Beef. No child sacrifices needed.
If you ever settle for any store-bought rub or sauce after trying this recipe, Chuck Norris will personally kick your ass clear off the planet.
Words of wisdom from the most interesting man in the world.
Mongo only pawn in game of life, but Mongo know good beans when Mongo smell farts.
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Stop playing around and git in mah belly!
Cheeky little feller!
You get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings!