Time to sack up, march bravely into the unknown, and emerge with a new way to prepare the King of All Beef.
Cheeky little feller!
Mongo only pawn in game of life, but Mongo know good beans when Mongo smell them.
Words of wisdom from the most interesting man in the world.
You get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings!
If you ever settle for any store-bought rub or sauce after trying this recipe, Chuck Norris will personally kick your ass clear off the planet.
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
A slow cooker could have prevented this tragedy.