Sorry, pepperoni: You might tell the greatest jokes in history, but you’re too delicious to spare. We’ll have to get our jokes elsewhere.
How about some spuds so smooth and creamy you can’t decide whether to eat ’em or shave with ’em?
Garlic and mint mixed together? Don’t knock it till you try it.
Two great tastes that taste great together!
Offer them a wok they can’t refuse.
You’ll enjoy this a lot more than the lemon did. I promise.
No, we won’t be putting the lime in a coconut.