Take it from Sam Elliott and Hannibal Lecter: You can’t go wrong with chateaubriand.
Faces of Death Cookies
These cookies will haunt your dreams, but in a good way.
Inverted Nipple Cookies
Serving suggestion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cookie in each cup.
- Comfort Food
The first time I tried this recipe I really mucked it up—way too much flour. That’s right: I mucked up the fuffins. So pay attention!
Fluffy Scrambled Eggs
You know how when you go to a diner or deli, the omelettes or scrambled eggs are all pretty and fluffy? How do they do that? Simple: By summoning demons, which I don’t recommend. Here’s a safer way to make fluffy eggs yourself.
Multiple Personalities Chicken Soup
It’s always good to have fresh chicken, but maybe not THAT fresh.
Spaghetti and Chicken Balls
Yeah. Chickens have balls.
Maple Bacon Popcorn
You had me at “bacon.”
- HORSE DOOVERS!
Real Live Honest-to-Louvre French Baguette
Making bread isn’t difficult. Making baguette with that crisp, deep golden-brown crust and chewy insides with skillions of holes—it’s a challenge. But the ingredients aren’t fancy or expensive: Yeast, flour, salt, water. You can afford some trial and error, and the end result is worth it!
- Hat Tip:
- King Arthur Flour
- Side Dishes
Mouth Orgasm Cheesecake
Warning: Don’t take this cheesecake to work unless you want a huge sexual harassment lawsuit.
- Hat Tip:
- Cream Cheese
- Sour Cream