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Impossible Burger Oatmeal Cookies

I want­ed to make some big oat­meal cook­ies so I used my ham­burg­er pat­ty mak­er. They looked like those meat sub­sti­tute burg­ers. Hence the name.

These are large unbaked oatmeal cookies. Not fake hamburgers.
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  • Cookies

3rd Degree Burn Slaw

It’s not cole slaw. It’s not warm slaw. It’s not even hot slaw—it’s 3RD-DEGREE BURN SLAW!

This'll set your head on fire.
It'll be worth it.
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  • Salad
  • WASH YER SISTER!

Sugar Cookies

Cook­ie Mon­ster approved!

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Soffritto-Style Seasoning Blend

This isn’t a sof­frito, strict­ly speak­ing; sof­frito is usu­al­ly a mix­ture of onions, car­rots, and cel­ery soft­ened with olive oil or but­ter. I’m call­ing it a sof­frito because it’s based on a Trad­er Joe’s Sof­frito sea­son­ing blend I like but want­ed to play with the blend. I like using it for ham­burg­ers, meat­loaf or oth­er meat recipes.

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  • Italian

Buttery Herb Stuffing/Dressing

An awe­some recipe! Stuff it in your turkey, stuff it in your face, you’ll love it.

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  • How Sweet Eats
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  • Thanksgiving

“Cumin Get It” Chili

Cumin’s been around a long, long time.  Ancient Egyp­tians used cumin dur­ing mum­mi­fi­ca­tion. No, really.

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  • Entrées
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Dolly’s Pickle-Forward Cole Slaw

Pick­le-for­ward slaw is yum­my and use­ful: It can be a side sal­ad or sand­wich top­ping or hot dog relish!

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  • Dolly Parton
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  • Salad
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Stuffed Meatloaf

If you’ve nev­er tried meat­loaf with stuff­ing, you’re miss­ing a real treat!

No, not Meatloaf stuffed. Stuffed Meatloaf.
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  • Beef
  • Comfort Food
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Braciole

A rus­tic South­ern Italy com­fort food with three of my favorite fea­tures: It’s easy; you have a lot of time to hang out with fam­i­ly while it sim­mers; and it makes the house smell great.

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  • Carmen Berzatto, Granny
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  • Beef
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  • Italian

Toad in the Hole

The lat­est in a series of deli­cious British recipes that sound revolting.

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