Ranch Dressing
1⁄2 cup mayonnaise 1⁄2 cup sour cream 1⁄2 cup buttermilk or regular milk 3⁄4 – 1 tsp. dried dill weed 1⁄2 tsp. dried parsley 1⁄2 tsp. dried chives 1⁄4 tsp. onion powder 1⁄2 tsp. garlic powder 1⁄4 tsp. fine sea salt 1⁄8 tsp. finely cracked pepper Freshly squeezed lemon juice to taste )approximately 1–3 tsp., adjust to taste)
The Dali Lasagna
I entered my grandmother’s typewritten recipe here exactly as written; typos, surrealism and all.
Chicken Bacon Ranch Casserole
This keto- and Hashimoto-friendly dish is easy, quick, and doesn’t need a lot of obscure ingredients!
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- BACON!
- Casseroles
- Cheddar
- Cream Cheese
- Hashimoto's
Dutch Oven Pot Roast
The first recipe in our new To Kill For! category; here’s a pot roast your guests might kill you or anyone else to get!
- Categories:
- Beef
- To Kill For!
Slow Cooker Chicken Bacon Ranch Pasta
Cheese, bacon, pasta—it’s all the perfect ingredients!
Chicken Pot Pie for the Maillard Reaction Addict’s Soul
The ultimate winter comfort food: Make one or more of those when it’s nice outside, cover tightly with foil (see instructions below) and pop it into the oven when it’s cold!
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- Chicken
- Comfort Food
Anal-Retentive Chocolate Cream Cheese Frosting
I don’t like confectioner’s sugar and I don’t like frosting with melted chocolate. Sue me.
Chocolate Cake From Scratch
Not a recommended serving suggestion.
Sandwich Bread
Homemade bread tends to have a crunchier crust than storebought sandwich bread. Here’s how to match that softness and exceed the yum!
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- Bread
Ralphie’s Microwave Fudge
The queen mother of obscenely delicious desserts!
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- Desserts









