Spiced Pear Butter

Noth­ing per­son­al, Mike. You’re just too yum­my to live.

Vanilla Peach Jam

I’m gonna need you to step back from the vanil­la beans. Now.

Strawberry Jam Forever

I think this jam could have stopped the Viet­nam war, but I guess we’ll nev­er know for sure.

Crimp-Eye Pirate Apple Butter

Even the Dread Pirate Roberts fears the Crimp-Eye Pirate Apple Butter!

Cranberry Sauce

Cran­ber­ry jel­ly: The bal­lis­tics gel of the berry universe.