Whas­sa mat­ter, wimp? Ya scared? Don’t like hot stuff?

You real­ly need to live a lit­tle. I mean, taste buds grow back.

Kung Pao Shrimp

I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to per­fec­tion! (Wait, that came out wrong…)

Thai Peanut Sauce

Care­ful with this stuff: It can cause zom­bie peanuts.

Wasabi-Ginger Dipping Sauce

Oh sure; the cute lit­tle Wasabi looks cud­dly and harm­less. Be afraid. Be very afraid.