Dear Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth: Sorry to see you go, but we’ve traded up
If you ever settle for any store-bought rub or sauce after trying this recipe, Chuck Norris will personally kick your ass clear off the planet.
Bessie waited too long to start asking questions.
Now you can yell “BAM!” while you’re cooking without blowing up your microwave!
You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
You mean all that city-stomping was over a BBQ sauce?
We recommend against adding a baby to this recipe.
Yes, we know: “Au Jus” means “with juice,” and occasionally you see a menu with prime rib or a French dip sandwich saying “With Au Jus.” If you’re the kind of wiseass who has to say, “Oh, it comes WITH WITH juice?” try not to imagine going to Cocina Kitchen Restaurant on the corner of Table Mesa Road and Plaza Square Drive after stopping at the automatic ATM machine. It’ll be messy if your head explodes.
This sauce is a lot of work. It’s more than worth it.