Yes, we know: “Au Jus” means “with juice,” and occasionally you see a menu with prime rib or a French dip sandwich saying “With Au Jus.” If you’re the kind of wiseass who has to say, “Oh, it comes WITH WITH juice?” try not to imagine going to Cocina Kitchen Restaurant on the corner of Table Mesa Road and Plaza Square Drive after stopping at the automatic ATM machine. It’ll be messy if your head explodes.
You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
This sauce is a lot of work. It’s more than worth it.
No ducks were harmed in the production of this recipe.
We recommend against adding a baby to this recipe.
Bessie waited too long to start asking questions.
Garlic and mint mixed together? Don’t knock it till you try it.
If you ever settle for any store-bought rub or sauce after trying this recipe, Chuck Norris will personally kick your ass clear off the planet.
If you pronounce it “Poke Chaps” they sound fancier.