Crimson Crustacean Cheddar Bay Biscuits

Not stolen from Red Lob­ster! No need for a law­suit! If you’ve heard about Red Lob­ster clos­ing down a lot of loca­tions, don’t pan­ic — I gotcha fixed up.

Mouth Orgasm Cheesecake

Warn­ing: Don’t take this cheese­cake to work unless you want a huge sex­u­al harass­ment lawsuit.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Does Venezue­lan Beaver Cheese exist? How do you milk a beaver, any­way? Does Venezuela even have beavers?

New Year’s Day Sammiches

I here­by guar­an­tee that these will be the best sand­wich­es you’ve had all year, as long as you eat them on New Year’s Day.

Peg Leg Mary’s Breakfast Cass-ARR-ole

Take my advice and make way too much of this break­fast! It’s one of those dish­es that tastes even bet­ter warmed up in the microwave over the next few days.

Sauce. Alfredo Sauce. Stirred, Not Shaken

You can call this Super­nat­ur­al Elf Coun­selor Sauce if you want, but that’s too sil­ly for me.

California Cheese Casserole

I’m so sor­ry about the grilled cheese pic­ture. Oh, wait—no I’m not.

Cheesy Cornbread

You know what’s bet­ter than hot home­made corn­bread? NOTHING.

Hifalutin Mac & Cheeses

Any­body can make Krapft Mac & “Cheese.” This stuff is so good it takes four REAL cheeses.

Bacon Cheddar Muffins

Putting a cat in this muf­fin is not recommended.