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HORSE DOOVERS!

 

My dad always pro­nounced hors d’oeu­vres as “horse doovers.” You can call ’em what­ev­er you like, but they’ll always be horse doovers to me!

Maple Bacon Popcorn

You had me at “bacon.”

Chili Lime Beef Jerky

Q: What wine pairs best with beef jerky?
A: Beer!

How To: Beef Jerky Basics

Yes, this is a beefy jerk. We’re talk­ing about beef jerky, though.

Jerk THIS, douchebag!

Garlic Beef Jerky

There is noth­ing brief about jerky!

Rosemary Focaccia

Focac­cia means “flat bread” in Ital­ian. Sor­ry if you were look­ing for a com­pli­cat­ed back story.

Apple Spice Drops

I’d like it even bet­ter if he paint­ed “FREE APPLESAUCE” on the side.

Apple Chips

How do ya like THEM apples?

Bacon Wrapped Dates

This is the quin­tes­sen­tial “Nobody eats just one” recipe: Be care­ful you don’t end up spend­ing all your mon­ey just to make more.

Granny’s Sweet Pickles

From the ultra-secret files of my Granny!

Don't make any changes to this recipe. You don't want my granny to haunt you!

Hedgehog Drive-Thru Onion Rings

Not stolen from Son­ic! No law­suit necessary!