Fast, easy, inexpensive and healthy! (Well, healthy for a dessert, anyway.)
Stop playing around and git in mah belly!
A good bowl of oatmeal is better than any politician, hands down.
Even the Dread Pirate Roberts fears the Crimp-Eye Pirate Apple Butter!
Don’t worry; there will still be plenty of brandy left for you.
I’d like it even better if he painted “FREE APPLESAUCE” on the side.