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Wash up! It's time for:

FOOD!

Slow Cooker Prime Rib

Time to sack up, march brave­ly into the unknown, and emerge with a new way to pre­pare the King of All Beef. No child sac­ri­fices needed.

Stop complaining. You knew this was coming.
  • Hat Tip:
  • Robby Melvin
  • Categories:
  • Beef
  • Entrées
  • Slow Cooker

Watergate Salad

They should rename this; the name just pro­voke mem­o­ries of ex-pres­i­dent Nixon, not salad.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Lorraine
  • Categories:
  • Salad
  • Side Dishes

Lorraine’s Potato Salad

If you’re grilling or pic­nick­ing out­side, it should be ille­gal not to have pota­to sal­ad with your sand­wich­es or brisket or hot dogs or whatever.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Lorraine
  • Categories:
  • Entrées
  • Side Dishes
  • SPUDS!

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Does Venezue­lan Beaver Cheese exist? How do you milk a beaver, any­way? Does Venezuela even have beavers?

  • Hat Tip:
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus
  • Categories:
  • Cheese

Yellow Turmeric Rice

I love this recipe! It’s so good I occa­sion­al­ly make it a meal instead of a side dish.

  • Categories:
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  • Side Dishes

Faces of Death Cookies

These cook­ies will haunt your dreams, but in a good way.

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  • Halloween

British Pub Meat Pie

The great thing about this recipe is that the ingre­di­ents and steps list­ed here are just basic sug­ges­tion on how to assem­ble the pie. You can put just about any ingre­di­ents togeth­er and still wind up with a killer tasty pie.

  • Hat Tip:
  • James May
  • Categories:
  • British
  • Comfort Food
  • Entrées
  • Meat!

Your Grandma’s Green Bean Casserole

I have a recipe for Supe­ri­or Green Bean Casse­role, but some­times you want it the way your Grand­ma used to make it: Way too much salt, mushy canned beans, greasy French-fried onions and all. I don’t judge.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Campbell's Soup
  • Categories:
  • Casseroles
  • Side Dishes
  • Thanksgiving

Spaghetti Sauce From Scratch

Now you can yell “BAM!” while you’re cook­ing with­out blow­ing up your microwave!

  • Categories:
  • Entrées
  • Sauce/Relish
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Strawberry Rhubarb Pie

Nev­er rub anoth­er man’s rhubarb. Get your own rhubarb; then you can rub it all you like.

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