Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Butternut Squash/Sausage Soup

You just get some nuts, but­ter ’em and squash ’em.

We got yer BAM! BAM! right here, Emiril!

Ossim Poke Chaps

If you pro­nounce it “Poke Chaps” they sound fancier.

Granny’s Sweet Pickles

From the ultra-secret files of my Granny!

Don't make any changes to this recipe. You don't want my granny to haunt you!

Swedish Cream

The most amaz­ing dessert you’ve ever tast­ed, or my name isn’t Svårgên Lüte­fîsk Løki Vîn Ümlaut Du Köm­mer Att Assim­i­l­eras of Børg!