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Wash up! It's time for:

FOOD!

Ginger Marinated Tuna Steak With Wasabi Butter

Best tuna steak you’ll ever taste. Don’t feed it to your cat or I will find you and things could get ugly.

  • Categories:
  • Butter
  • Entrées
  • Grilling/Barbecue
  • Japanese
  • Tuna

Cthulhu’s Pie Crust From Scratch

If you’re not a Cthul­hu fan, pick a dif­fer­ent Great Old One.

  • Categories:
  • Desserts
  • Pie

Murder Victim Enchiladas

You’ll straight up mur­der these enchi­ladas! Try to wait till they cool off a lit­tle, though.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Denny Cassel Hartman
  • Categories:
  • Chicken
  • Entrées
  • Mexican

Sauce. Alfredo Sauce. Stirred, Not Shaken

You can call this Super­nat­ur­al Elf Coun­selor Sauce if you want, but that’s too sil­ly for me.

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  • Entrées
  • Fettuccini
  • Italian
  • Mozzarella
  • PAMERZAM!
  • Sauce/Relish

Caesar Salad Dressing

Back­stab­bing deli­cious flavor!

Serving suggestion
  • Hat Tip:
  • Bon Appetit
  • Categories:
  • Dressing
  • Entrées

Labor of Love Ragu

This sauce is a lot of work. It’s more than worth it.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Mom!
  • Categories:
  • Italian
  • Sauce/Relish

Gordon Ramsey’s &%#$*)(@! American Hash Browns and $%$#@!@ Eggs

Gor­don Ram­sey says the world’s best break­fasts come from Amer­i­ca. Since we eat break­fast for break­fast, lunch and din­ner, I think he’s on to something.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Gordon Ramsey
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  • Breakfast
  • Eggs

Crispy Boneless Chicken

If you want limp, cold, mushy chick­en you can always go for fast food.

  • Categories:
  • Chicken
  • Entrées

Oils and Fats and Smoke Points, Oh My

Here’s the skin­ny on all your fats and oils.

  • Categories:
  • Ingredients

Hash Browns

You don’t have to go to Den­ny’s or Waf­fle House to snag some late-night hash browns.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Alton Brown
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