Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Sesame Miso Dressing

Says a who?

Japanese Carrot-Ginger Dressing

A carrot/ginger haiku:

The car­rot is sweet
And, since oppo­sites attract,
Gin­ger is pungent!

Roasted Garlic Balsamic Vinaigrette

Look, it’s sim­ple: You can get some good bal­sam­ic, or you can send your kids to college.

French Vinaigrette Dressing

Pepe Le Pew would have had much bet­ter luck with all those cats if he’d had this recipe.

Pepperoni Caesar Salad

Sor­ry, pep­per­oni: You might tell the great­est jokes in his­to­ry, but you’re too deli­cious to spare. We’ll have to get our jokes elsewhere.

Special Cheese Manicotti

Not spe­cial as in “short-bus spe­cial.” Spe­cial as in “Oooh! This is spe­cial­ly good!”

DAMN you, autocorrect!

Memphis Smoked Pork

If you think this recipe is time-con­sum­ing, just keep in mind that it’s tra­di­tion­al to sit around and drink beer while you’re grilling.

Hot Dogs in Sweaters

My favorite dip­ping sauce? Scotch.

You have 8 seconds to get this off me before I go for your throat.

Vietnamese Skewered Pork and Onions

Serves four, unless you eat it all your­self. You prob­a­bly will.

Creamy Potatoes and Kielbasa

What do you call an explod­ing kiel­basa? A kiel­basano­va! THANK YOU! I’M HERE ALL WEEK!