Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Taco Seasoning

You can always wuss out and buy one o’ them envelopes, or you can trade up!

Bacon Wrapped Dates

This is the quin­tes­sen­tial “Nobody eats just one” recipe: Be care­ful you don’t end up spend­ing all your mon­ey just to make more.

Kernel Gander’s Public 11 Herbs and Spices

Not stolen from KFC! No law­suit necessary!

Lone Star Inn Rolls

Not Texas Road­house! No law­suit necessary!

Not that kind of Rolls.

Lone Star Inn Honey Butter

Not stolen from Texas Road­house! No law­suit necessary!

Jalapeño Bacon Flat Bread

Is it Ital­ian or Mex­i­can? Who cares?

Triple-Cheese Tart

Using the word “tart” makes 92% of the cho­les­terol disappear!

Pizza Meatballs

You can make more than two meat­balls. Promise!

Pizza Loaf

There’s plen­ty for every­body. You can share.

Pizza Crescent Casserole

It’s a casse­role piz­za, but it’s NOT that slimy cold stuff you got at school.

Like this, but edible.