You can call this Supernatural Elf Counselor Sauce if you want, but that’s too silly for me.
Pasta, cheese and bacon: Enough noms that you can forgive broccoli’s presence.
How about some spuds so smooth and creamy you can’t decide whether to eat ’em or shave with ’em?
Not special as in “short-bus special.” Special as in “Oooh! This is specially good!”
This is so good your kids won’t even complain about eating veggies!
Read this book right after dinner. That is the very closest a cat should ever get to your lasagnea.