My dad always pro­nounced “Parme­san” as “PAMERZAM!” I thought that was its real name until I was in my 20s. So it’s PAMERZAM!–always has been; always will be. You’ll get over it.

Sauce. Alfredo Sauce. Stirred, Not Shaken

You can call this Super­nat­ur­al Elf Coun­selor Sauce if you want, but that’s too sil­ly for me.

Cheesy Penne, Bacon and Broccoli

Pas­ta, cheese and bacon: Enough noms that you can for­give broccoli’s pres­ence.

Garlic PAMERZAM! Shaving Cream

How about some spuds so smooth and creamy you can’t decide whether to eat ’em or shave with ’em?

PAMERZAM! Baked Pork Chops

Cheese and chops–what’s not to love?

Special Cheese Manicotti

Not spe­cial as in “short-bus spe­cial.” Spe­cial as in “Oooh! This is spe­cial­ly good!”

Creamy Linguine With Pan-Roasted Cauliflower, Spinach & White Beans

This is so good your kids won’t even com­plain about eat­ing veg­gies!

Italian Pasta Stirfry

Offer them a wok they can’t refuse.

Lasagnea

Read this book right after din­ner. That is the very clos­est a cat should ever get to your lasag­nea.

3 Stripes Casserole

Carbs, meat, veggies—what’s not to love?

Baked Fish Fillets

Derp Fish need not apply.