Asian Fish Tacos

Every day IS Taco Tuesday!

French Toast

Jesus and Mary don’t appear on this French toast. This French toast appears on Jesus and Mary: They have match­ing tattoos.

BLT Pizza

That Dough­boy already gets all the chicks. Now he’s stealin’ our sammiches!

Jalapeño Bacon Flat Bread

Is it Ital­ian or Mex­i­can? Who cares?

Toenail-Free Almond Cookies

For some rea­son even the best Chi­nese restau­rants usu­al­ly serve fac­to­ry-pack­aged almond cook­ies with all the appeal of a card­board beer coast­er with a toe­nail on top. Here’s how to get that dis­gust­ing image out of your brain.

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Spicy Garlic-Mint Sauce

Gar­lic and mint mixed togeth­er? Don’t knock it till you try it.

Bruce Lee Spaghetti

This is sort of stolen from Cal­i­for­nia Piz­za Kitchen’s Kung Pao Spaghet­ti. But it’s Bruce Lee Spaghet­ti because it’s BADASS.

Creamy Potatoes and Kielbasa

What do you call an explod­ing kiel­basa? A kiel­basano­va! THANK YOU! I’M HERE ALL WEEK!

Deep Dish Sausage Pizza

Take it easy, man! It’s just a pizza.