Polenta

Like grits? Pre­pare to fall in love!

Kung Pao Shrimp

I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to per­fec­tion! (Wait, that came out wrong…)

Crock Pot Pizza

A slow cook­er could have pre­vent­ed this tragedy.

Slow Cooker Pasta Fagioli

Despite rumors, God does not hate fagioli.

Zesty Italian Noodle Skillet

Not that kind of zest.

Farfalle Fresca

The best-dressed pas­ta you’ll ever eat.

Italian Pasta Stirfry

Offer them a wok they can’t refuse.

Fresh Tomato Ravioli

Get your own sun­glass­es-wear­ing cool toma­to. This one’s mine!

Lasagnea

Read this book right after din­ner. That is the very clos­est a cat should ever get to your lasagnea.