Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Inverted Nipple Cookies

Serv­ing sug­ges­tion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cook­ie in each cup.

Toad in the Hole

The lat­est in a series of deli­cious British recipes that sound revolting.

Corn Ribs

So good you’ll be cobsmacked.

Irish Soda Bread

I have no idea why this recipe uses both but­ter and mar­garine. I’ve tried replac­ing the mar­garine with more but­ter, though, and it was­n’t as good as it is with both. Sláinte.

Yer Basic 8‑Yolk Pasta Dough

Tired of karaoke pas­ta? Here’s how to pro­mote your pas­ta from a resound­ing “meh” to GREAT pasta!

Yes, yes--I KNOW there are only 7 yolks in the photo. Pat yerself on the back and shut up already!

Garlic PAMERZAM! Shaving Cream

How about some spuds so smooth and creamy you can’t decide whether to eat ’em or shave with ’em?

Rosemary Focaccia

Focac­cia means “flat bread” in Ital­ian. Sor­ry if you were look­ing for a com­pli­cat­ed back story.

Spatchcocked Turkey

Where’d the word spatch­cock come from? No offi­cial answer; some think it’s Irish and short for “Dis­patch the cock!” This alleged­ly refers to killing a chick­en, but to me it sounds a lot more like slang for “Unzip yer pants!”

It's not a frog; it's a turkey. No Kermits were harmed during the production of this recipe.

Murder Chili

This chili is to die for. Or kill for, at least.

Faces of Death Cookies

These cook­ies will haunt your dreams, but in a good way.