Cheddar Pepper Muffins

Lit­tle-known fact: Al Gore could have stopped glob­al warm­ing with these muffins, but he just ate them all.

Chocolate Chip Banana Bread

One of the ulti­mate com­fort foods.

Potato Bacon Packets

If you’re not already drool­ing at the thought of pota­toes and bacon, may God have mer­cy on your soul.

La Super Rica Pinto Beans

What IS it with all these food ads with creepy kids?

Nookyalur Bacon & Spuds

Two strips of bacon? Pathet­ic. You can add more if you want; I won’t tell if you don’t!

Polenta

Like grits? Pre­pare to fall in love!

Au Gratin PO-TAY-TOES Pancakes

Not many peo­ple know this, but PO-TAY-TOES helped destroy Sauron!

Creamy Linguine With Pan-Roasted Cauliflower, Spinach & White Beans

This is so good your kids won’t even com­plain about eat­ing veggies!

Maple-Glazed Bacon-Wrapped Carrots

If you want to eat healthy, just wrap your healthy food in bacon and syrup. Win-win!

Soft Pretzel Hot Dog Buns

Even the hum­ble hot dog deserves a good bun!