Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Crock Pot Pizza

A slow cook­er could have pre­vent­ed this tragedy.

Fresh Tomato Sauce

No ducks were harmed in the pro­duc­tion of this recipe.

Yogurt Cucumber Sauce

The cucum­ber joke I was gonna put here was even worse.

Wasabi-Ginger Dipping Sauce

Oh sure; the cute lit­tle Wasabi looks cud­dly and harm­less. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Crimp-Eye Pirate Apple Butter

Even the Dread Pirate Roberts fears the Crimp-Eye Pirate Apple Butter!

Slop & Slather BBQ Sauce

Bessie wait­ed too long to start ask­ing questions.

Pacific Rim BBQ Sauce

You mean all that city-stomp­ing was over a BBQ sauce?

Mango Pepper BBQ Sauce

Noms.

Hot Plum Sauce

It’s plumb delicious. 

THANK YOU! I’m here all week!

Soda Jerk BBQ Sauce

Don’t be a mere jerk if you can be a soda jerk!