Serving suggestion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cookie in each cup.
If you want Dr. Frank N Furter and Magenta and Riff-Raff and Brad and Janet and all the rest to fight over your dinner, this is the way to go.
The only way this could be more American would be to wrap it in a flag and shoot it off with some huge fireworks!
Read this book right after dinner. That is the very closest a cat should ever get to your lasagnea.