Cherry Biscotti

To bold­ly go where no bis­cot­ti has gone before! 

Banana Blueberry Muffins

If you give a frog a blue­ber­ry, you won’t be able to make these muffins.

Caramel Apple Crêpes

Back away from the crepes, kitty!

Slow Cooker Apple Oatmeal

Stop play­ing around and git in mah belly!

Apple Pie Oatmeal

A good bowl of oat­meal is bet­ter than any politi­cian, hands down.

Hash Browns

You don’t have to go to Den­ny’s or Waf­fle House to snag some late-night hash browns.

French Toast

Jesus and Mary don’t appear on this French toast. This French toast appears on Jesus and Mary: They have match­ing tattoos.

Bacon Cheddar Muffins

Putting a cat in this muf­fin is not recommended.

Biscuit Breakfast Bake

Smell my butt all you want—you’re not get­ting any biscuits.

Au Gratin PO-TAY-TOES Pancakes

Not many peo­ple know this, but PO-TAY-TOES helped destroy Sauron!