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Not stolen from KFC! No lawsuit necessary!

These rolls are why you’re already stuffed when your entree shows up at Texas Roadhouse.

When you eat at Texas Roadhouse, you’re already half-stuffed on rolls when your entree shows up; this butter is why.

Is it Italian or Mexican? Who cares?

Using the word “tart” makes 92% of the cholesterol disappear!

You can make more than two meatballs. Promise!

There’s plenty for everybody. You can share.

It’s a casserole pizza, but it’s NOT that slimy cold stuff you got at school.

Take it easy, man! It’s just a pizza.

That Doughboy already gets all the chicks. Now he’s stealin’ our sammiches!