Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Texas Roadhouse Honey Butter

When you eat at Texas Road­house, you’re already half-stuffed on rolls when your entree shows up; this but­ter is why.

Jalapeño Bacon Flat Bread

Is it Ital­ian or Mex­i­can? Who cares?

Triple-Cheese Tart

Using the word “tart” makes 92% of the cho­les­terol disappear!

Pizza Meatballs

You can make more than two meat­balls. Promise!

Pizza Loaf

There’s plen­ty for every­body. You can share.

Pizza Crescent Casserole

It’s a casse­role piz­za, but it’s NOT that slimy cold stuff you got at school.

Like this, but edible.

Deep Dish Sausage Pizza

Take it easy, man! It’s just a pizza.

BLT Pizza

That Dough­boy already gets all the chicks. Now he’s stealin’ our sammiches!

They See Me Cinnamon Rollin’, They Be Droolin’

You don’t have to have hydraulics on your bread machine for this, but it would be cool if you did.

Cinnamon Twisted Nuts

Don’t let the name scare you, gen­tle­men. These are yummy!