Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Thai Peanut Sauce

Care­ful with this stuff: It can cause zom­bie peanuts.

Kung Pao Shrimp

I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to per­fec­tion! (Wait, that came out wrong…)

Beefy Lentil Soup

Stop yelling. The beef is right here.

Crispy Grilled Catfish

There are two kinds of peo­ple in the world: Those who love cat­fish, and those who lead drab, wretched lives.

Asian Sea Bass

Deli­cious fish and all the bass puns you can think of? Win-win!

Hyuk hyuk hyuk.

Orange Cucumber Salad

No, there’s no such thing as orange cucum­bers; this is oranges AND cucumbers.

Almond Rice Pilaf

Cooks up so fast you won’t even have time to help Mr. Miya­gi catch flies with chopsticks.

Wasabi Butter

I would warn you not to rub your butt with wasabi, but it’s a self-cor­rect­ing problem.

Ginger-Marinated Tuna With Wasabi Butter

There’s no shame in this tuna!

Buttery Bubble Bread

Mr. Bub­ble’s per­son­al favorite!