Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Bacon Cheese Muffins

Juu­u­ust enough break­fast cere­al to pre­tend it’s healthy!

Apple Walnut Tuna Sandwiches

Hous­ton, we have a tuna sandwich.

Ramen Noodle Salad

You don’t have to be a stoned col­lege stu­dent to love this, but it helps.

Fish ‘n’ Chips

You can’t argue with Some Guy.

Cranberry No Ls

A whole lot of cran­ber­ries died for this recipe. Thank them for their service.

Aunt Joyce’s Oatmeal Cookies

Don’t wor­ry: No raisins in this recipe to abuse your trust.

Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies

Recipes list ingre­di­ents in order of impor­tance. Notice how choco­late is list­ed before oat­meal. ‘Nuff said.

New Year’s Day Sammiches

I here­by guar­an­tee that these will be the best sand­wich­es you’ve had all year, as long as you eat them on New Year’s Day.

Lasagnea

Read this book right after din­ner. That is the very clos­est a cat should ever get to your lasagnea.

Italian Meat Sauce (Lasagnea, Spaghetti, Whatevs)

Half-naked come­di­an sold separately.