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FOOD!

Inverted Nipple Cookies

Serv­ing sug­ges­tion: Arrange a bunch of bras on the table and put a cook­ie in each cup.

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  • Chocolate
  • Comfort Food
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  • Desserts

Toad in the Hole

The lat­est in a series of deli­cious British recipes that sound revolting.

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  • British
  • Entrées
  • Pork

Corn Ribs

So good you’ll be cobsmacked.

  • Hat Tip:
  • TikTok
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  • Side Dishes
  • Veggies

Irish Soda Bread

I have no idea why this recipe uses both but­ter and mar­garine. I’ve tried replac­ing the mar­garine with more but­ter, though, and it was­n’t as good as it is with both. Sláinte.

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  • Bread
  • Side Dishes

Yer Basic 8‑Yolk Pasta Dough

Tired of karaoke pas­ta? Here’s how to pro­mote your pas­ta from a resound­ing “meh” to GREAT pasta!

Yes, yes--I KNOW there are only 7 yolks in the photo. Pat yerself on the back and shut up already!
  • Hat Tip:
  • Aliza Green
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Garlic PAMERZAM! Shaving Cream

How about some spuds so smooth and creamy you can’t decide whether to eat ’em or shave with ’em?

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  • Alton Brown
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Rosemary Focaccia

Focac­cia means “flat bread” in Ital­ian. Sor­ry if you were look­ing for a com­pli­cat­ed back story.

  • Hat Tip:
  • Gimme Some Oven
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  • HORSE DOOVERS!
  • Italian
  • Side Dishes

Spatchcocked Turkey

Where’d the word spatch­cock come from? No offi­cial answer; some think it’s Irish and short for “Dis­patch the cock!” This alleged­ly refers to killing a chick­en, but to me it sounds a lot more like slang for “Unzip yer pants!”

It's not a frog; it's a turkey. No Kermits were harmed during the production of this recipe.
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Murder Chili

This chili is to die for. Or kill for, at least.

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  • Alton Brown
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Faces of Death Cookies

These cook­ies will haunt your dreams, but in a good way.

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