Dali’s Lasagne

I entered my grand­moth­er’s type­writ­ten recipe here exact­ly as writ­ten; typos, sur­re­al­ism and all.

Shake ‘n’ Bake

Easy to use, just like Shake ‘n’ Bake, but with bet­ter flavor!

Maple Bacon Popcorn

You had me at “bacon.”

Aloha Pork Chops

Pineap­ple and pork: A match made in heaven.

Memphis Smoked Pork

If you think this recipe is time-con­sum­ing, just keep in mind that it’s tra­di­tion­al to sit around and drink beer while you’re grilling.

Peg Leg Mary’s Breakfast Cass-ARR-ole

Take my advice and make way too much of this break­fast! It’s one of those dish­es that tastes even bet­ter warmed up in the microwave over the next few days.

Toad in the Hole

The lat­est in a series of deli­cious British recipes that sound revolting.

Mongo’s Fartin’ Ham & Beans

Mon­go only pawn in game of life, but Mon­go know good beans when Mon­go smell farts.

Slow Cooker Sweet and Sour Pork

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

Swineapple!

Lean back before you drool all over your keyboard.