Thai Peanut Sauce

Care­ful with this stuff: It can cause zom­bie peanuts.

Italian Meat Sauce (Lasagnea, Spaghetti, Whatevs)

Half-naked come­di­an sold separately.

English Toffee

Pos­si­bly the only recipe I have that requires a sledgehammer.

Chermoula Sauce

A mari­nade or rel­ish, this here is a sta­ple of Mid­dle East­ern cui­sine. it’s tra­di­tion­al­ly used with fish or oth­er seafood, but you can use it to fla­vor any­thing you like. I won’t tell.

No.

Greek Seasoning

Sor­ry; I can’t think of any Greek jokes that aren’t filthy.

Mini Mexican Quiches

For those days when eggs sound good but so do tacos.

Hot Plum Sauce

It’s plumb delicious. 

THANK YOU! I’m here all week!

Soda Jerk BBQ Sauce

Don’t be a mere jerk if you can be a soda jerk!

Basil Pasta Sauce

There’s noth­ing Fawl­ty about this sauce!

Honey Lime Dressing

No, we won’t be putting the lime in a coconut.