Sorry; I can’t think of any Greek jokes that aren’t filthy.
- 1 1⁄2 tsp. dried oregano
- 1 tsp. dried thyme
- 1⁄2 tsp. dried basil
- 1⁄2 tsp. dried marjoram
- 1⁄2 tsp. dried minced onion
- 1⁄4 tsp. dried minced garlic
- OPTION: 1 1⁄4 tsp. dried mint
This is pretty complicated so you might want to take notes. Got your pen and paper? Excellent.
Okay, so the fir—yeah, yeah. Go ahead and use the bathroom if you need to. Make it quick!
Okay, so now you—What? Yes, okay FINE! Hurry up and refill your damn coffee!
Ready? Here are the directions:
Put everything in the jar and shake it.