Greek Seasoning

Sor­ry; I can’t think of any Greek jokes that aren’t filthy.

  • συστατικά:
  • 1 1⁄2 tsp. dried oregano
  • 1 tsp. dried thyme
  • 1⁄2 tsp. dried basil
  • 1⁄2 tsp. dried marjoram
  • 1⁄2 tsp. dried minced onion
  • 1⁄4 tsp. dried minced gar­lic
  • OPTION: 1 1⁄4 tsp. dried mint

Directions:

This is pret­ty com­pli­cat­ed so you might want to take notes. Got your pen and paper? Excellent.

Okay, so the fir—yeah, yeah. Go ahead and use the bath­room if you need to. Make it quick!

Okay, so now you—What? Yes, okay FINE! Hur­ry up and refill your damn coffee!

Ready? Here are the directions:

Put every­thing in the jar and shake it.

Yeesh.