Category:

Desserts

 

Cthulhu’s Pie Crust From Scratch

If you’re not a Cthul­hu fan, pick a dif­fer­ent Great Old One.

Carrot Cake and Cream Cheese Frosting From Scratch!

The cake is real­ly good, but the icing is so good you’ll be tempt­ed to eat it with a spoon and binge-watch some­thing on NetFlix.

Glasshoppah Pie

When you can snatch the Oreo from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

No one knows why Master Po left the Shaolin temple so suddenly. There were some nasty rumors about him cooking and eating one of his students, but they won't talk about it.

Chocolate Layered Delight

All the choco­late in this makes Willy Won­ka green with envy.

You can't argue with science.

Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies

Recipes list ingre­di­ents in order of impor­tance. Notice how choco­late is list­ed before oat­meal. ‘Nuff said.

Aunt Joyce’s Oatmeal Cookies

Don’t wor­ry: No raisins in this recipe to abuse your trust.

Cranberry No Ls

A whole lot of cran­ber­ries died for this recipe. Thank them for their service.

Almond Praline Upside Down Cakes

Inquir­ing Veloci­rap­tors want to know!

Seven Layer Magic Cookie Bars

The Cook­ie Mon­ster might not like that, kid.

Oatmeal Cranberry White Chocolate Chunk Cookies

The oat­meal can­cels out the choco­late, so there are no calo­ries in these cook­ies. Science!