Author: Beaker Muppet

 

Candied Popcorn

Can­died pop­corn! Putting den­tists’ kids through col­lege since when­ev­er it was invented.

Chocolate Rain Popcorn

♬ Choco­late Rain Pop­corn ♬ Makes the best of friends begin to fight! ♬
♬ Choco­late Rain Pop­corn ♬ This is mine! Go make your own, all right? ♬

Greek Seasoning

Sor­ry; I can’t think of any Greek jokes that aren’t filthy.

Ranch Dressing Mix

Don’t get cheap on us: Dress your ranch up right!

Onion Soup Mix

If you want onion soup, make onion soup. But if you want onion soup mix for dip or some oth­er recipe, use this recipe. Your palate will thank you!

Mo Better Fries

For­get French Fries or Free­dom Fries and try Mo Bet­ter Fries!

Taco Seasoning

You can always wuss out and buy one o’ them envelopes, or you can trade up!

Bacon Wrapped Dates

This is the quin­tes­sen­tial “Nobody eats just one” recipe: Be care­ful you don’t end up spend­ing all your mon­ey just to make more.

KFC’s Public 11 Herbs and Spices

Not stolen from KFC! No law­suit necessary!

Texas Roadhouse Rolls

These rolls are why you’re already stuffed when your entree shows up at Texas Roadhouse.

Not that kind of Rolls.