Biscuit Breakfast Bake
Smell my butt all you want—you’re not getting any biscuits.
Bacon Cheddar Muffins
Putting a cat in this muffin is not recommended.
Apple Pie Oatmeal
A good bowl of oatmeal is better than any politician, hands down.
Slow Cooker Apple Oatmeal
Stop playing around and git in mah belly!
- Categories:
- Apples
- Breakfast
- Oatmeal
- Slow Cooker
Bubble & Squeak
This recipe sails right past “Oh I say!” and “Wot’s all this then?” and approaches Terry-Thomas levels of sheer Britishness.
- Categories:
- British
- Entrées
- International
- Leftovers
- SPUDS!
Texas Ranger BBQ Brisket
If you ever settle for any store-bought rub or sauce after trying this recipe, Chuck Norris will personally kick your ass clear off the planet.
- Categories:
- Beef
- Entrées
- Meat!
- Sauce/Relish
- Slow Cooker
Bruce Lee Spaghetti
This is sort of stolen from California Pizza Kitchen’s Kung Pao Spaghetti. But it’s Bruce Lee Spaghetti because it’s BADASS.
Lemon/PAMERZAM! Dressing
Respectfully renamed Pamerzam in honor of my dad!
Hifalutin Mac & Cheeses
Anybody can make Krapft Mac & “Cheese.” This stuff is so good it takes four REAL cheeses.
- Hat Tip:
- John Paulk
- Categories:
- BACON!
- Cheese
- Macaroni
- Pasta
- Pork
- Side Dishes
Snotty Tuna Salad
I’m not saying Gwyneth Paltrow made fun of my recipe. I’m just saying she has never denied it.