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Wash up! It's time for:

FOOD!

Thai Peanut Sauce

Care­ful with this stuff: It can cause zom­bie peanuts.

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  • Hawt!
  • Sauce/Relish
  • Thai

Kung Pao Shrimp

I like my shrimp the way I like my women: Wicked hot and cooked to per­fec­tion! (Wait, that came out wrong…)

  • Hat Tip:
  • Saborlas
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  • Chinese
  • Entrées
  • Hawt!
  • Shrimp

Beefy Lentil Soup

Stop yelling. The beef is right here.

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  • Beef
  • Entrées
  • Leftovers
  • Soup/Stew

Crispy Grilled Catfish

There are two kinds of peo­ple in the world: Those who love cat­fish, and those who lead drab, wretched lives.

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  • Catfish
  • Entrées
  • Grilling/Barbecue

Asian Sea Bass

Deli­cious fish and all the bass puns you can think of? Win-win!

Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
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  • Bass
  • Entrées
  • Seafood

Orange Cucumber Salad

No, there’s no such thing as orange cucum­bers; this is oranges AND cucumbers.

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  • Salad

Almond Rice Pilaf

Cooks up so fast you won’t even have time to help Mr. Miya­gi catch flies with chopsticks.

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  • Fast!
  • Side Dishes

Wasabi Butter

I would warn you not to rub your butt with wasabi, but it’s a self-cor­rect­ing problem.

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  • Butter

Ginger-Marinated Tuna With Wasabi Butter

There’s no shame in this tuna!

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  • Entrées
  • Tuna

Buttery Bubble Bread

Mr. Bub­ble’s per­son­al favorite!

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  • Side Dishes

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