Food!

Juuuust enough breakfast cereal to pretend it’s healthy!

Houston, we have a tuna sandwich.

You don’t have to be a stoned college student to love this, but it helps.

You can’t argue with Some Guy.

A whole lot of cranberries died for this recipe. Thank them for their service.

Don’t worry: No raisins in this recipe to abuse your trust.

Recipes list ingredients in order of importance. Notice how chocolate is listed before oatmeal. ‘Nuff said.

I hereby guarantee that these will be the best sandwiches you’ve had all year, as long as you eat them on New Year’s Day.

Read this book right after dinner. That is the very closest a cat should ever get to your lasagnea.

Half-naked comedian sold separately.

FOOD!