Category:

Meat!

 

Bacardi & Coke Ham

No one will blame you if you have a cou­ple rum & Cokes while you’re cook­ing this!

How come vintage ads feature super-creepy kids so often?

Sweet Sausage Rolls

Hel­lo, Jim­my Dean. Let’s play a game.

Basil Orange Chops

You’d cheer­ful­ly peel his skin off, would­n’t you? I know I would.

BBQ Turkey Joes

First you’re killing us all on Thanks­giv­ing, and now this?

Slow Cooker Chicken and Dumplings

You get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings, and YOU get dumplings!

Spicy Garlic-Mint Sauce

Gar­lic and mint mixed togeth­er? Don’t knock it till you try it.

Bruce Lee Spaghetti

This is sort of stolen from Cal­i­for­nia Piz­za Kitchen’s Kung Pao Spaghet­ti. But it’s Bruce Lee Spaghet­ti because it’s BADASS.

Those red stripes on his stomach? Marinara sauce. #TMYK

Snotty Tuna Salad

I’m not say­ing Gwyneth Pal­trow made fun of my recipe. I’m just say­ing she has nev­er denied it.

Fortunately she's been too busy steaming her vagina to pay much attention.

Ossim Poke Chaps

If you pro­nounce it “Poke Chaps” they sound fancier.

Honey Brined Turkey

I’ve been using this brine exclu­sive­ly for sev­er­al years. It makes the turkey so moist and ten­der it almost falls apart like a good brisket.